The Interview

Question One:
(From somewhere in Arabia)

"Do you consider yourself a Jew?"

I think we are all scared about Jehovah
where I come from. Nigeria has very peculiar
Jewish characteristics. Or, shall I say,
the two Nigerias. I have existed Federally
in Nigeria for ten years and the future, as
for all children, is bright and sparkly. Then
I look upon my own life, and my .. own lack of
failure... and wonder if Nigeria will be like
its founding father, gaga ekeh.

"Compared to Nnamdi Azikiwe...

"Dr. Nnamdi and I were fast friends in Atlanta, Proven.
He was very intrigued by my argument... as is often or
has always been the case when I meet an honest elder."

"So you are the smartest child?"

The two Nigerias are two different cultures, one
pastoral/nomadic (cain) and one animist and agrarian (abel).
For historical reasons and certain recent admissions, abel
is concerned that Cain might arise and slay he. Sho ri.
And the backlash portends, Arabia, a flash of fire in Africa

"...as concerns the Organisation of Islamic Conference...."

"...and all matters thereto pertaining...."

So....

I have the aptitude of an Ancient Jew. However, the Jewish
culture is recursive, and if I am unable to transmit this
metaphor twelve times to the twelve tribes of Israel then
I was not a Jew in history.

"How far have you gotten?"

"Well, there is Jerusalem...

"A Crusade?"
"Because of the US's 'stated position' many on the other
side feel this have the markings of a crusade."

"And what do YOU believe?"

"I am well researched, perhaps more than any. You are
best disposed to converse with me in my highest incarnation..."

"What is that?'

"Pharaoh"