The Overwhelming Calamity

I am known to prophesy using the Hebrew
Scriptures. This time, however, I'll do so
using the Holy Koran, that the Southern Nigerians
might take up their word against mine, then we
can judge in history who was right, and who is wrong.
........
The Overwhelming Calamity
In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

[88.1] Has not there come to you the news of the overwhelming calamity?
[88.2] (Some) faces on that day shall be downcast,
[88.3] Laboring, toiling,
[88.4] Entering into burning fire,
[88.5] Made to drink from a boiling spring.
[88.6] They shall have no food but of thorns,
[88.7] Which will neither fatten nor avail against hunger.
[88.8] (Other) faces on that day shall be happy,
[88.9] Well-pleased because of their striving,
[88.10] In a lofty garden,
[88.11] Wherein you shall not hear vain talk.
[88.12] Therein is a fountain flowing,
[88.13] Therein are thrones raised high,
[88.14] And drinking-cups ready placed,
[88.15] And cushions set in a row,
[88.16] And carpets spread out.
[88.17] Will they not then consider the camels, how they are created?
[88.18] And the heaven, how it is reared aloft,
[88.19] And the mountains, how they are firmly fixed,
[88.20] And the earth, how it is made a vast expanse?
[88.21] Therefore do remind, for you are only a reminder.
[88.22] You are not a watcher over them;
[88.23] But whoever turns back and disbelieves,
[88.24] Allah will chastise him with the greatest chastisement.
[88.25] Surely to Us is their turning back,
[88.26] Then surely upon Us is the taking of their account.


If you do not believe but need clarity, you should
ask those who know about previous prophesies sourced from
the bible. This one, from the Holy Koran, however, is
directed specifically at the Babylonians (southern Nigerians)
and it is a direct challenge. I promise that an overwhelming
calamity is coming their way. A solemn promise from a man
with integrity.
X

My Love for America

America cares. America cares about and for
her citizens. America is not perfect, but
for those of us who came from a world that
was akin to hell, America is on the right
path. I have heard many say bad things
about America, none more articulate than
Noam Chomsky who seems to feel that ALL exercises
of power are, by definition, deprivatory and thus
evil, and I firmly disagree. America is the only
nation I know where I would be allowed to use
my ... obviously vast intelligence... without
coercion from the State. Even IN America, there
are Nigerians in the Nigerian System, largely one
fool from Abeokuta who my uncle dash the rank of
Major long ago, who STILL try to coerce me to work
for an evil Nigerian system. And here in America,
they ASK. And I say, with great fondness, YES! I
can do THIS for my country, because they ask and don't
take. The don't make a habit of bribery or stealing
and all are brought to account for all actions done
in public service. It is why I have mandated that I
WILL serve America publicly at least once, if I am
opportuned, to prove to the Africans that patriotism
comes from goodwill... and not coercion.

and...

The emotional intelligence of the negro race
is now in question. Young were the days of
mine when it was ethically sound to support
a person just because they were black. Good
and evil come in all colors, and if the black
president is an Alinsky disciple with guile
as his watchword, then I hope he does not succeed
in socializing this country and making the
government run any more ineptly. You will
be hard pressed to find other black people
who take such a principled stand, least of all
Juan Williams who increasingly looks like
a befuddled deer caught in the crosslights,
defending what has by now become the indefensible
folly of a socialist regime without any popular
support but for a few emotionally challenged
children who dare not oppose their leader,
even when he, as is so often the case, is
wrong.

The Accursed

There are some people I don't like. They ALL
happen to come from the same country. And yet,
from their country I have found one man, a Sultan,
upright and moral and just. But alas he is
the only one.

These people do not believe that I do not like
them, that their very presence causes in me
a reaction beyond visceral. They do not believe
that they make me want to puke. They do not believe
this because no one wants to be offensive by nature.
But their destiny is to offend. And though I have
said goodbye to them, as God is my witness and as
blood is my ink, they have now decided to live in
a fantasy. A horrible psychotic fantasy where,
in the future, something will occur that includes
me with them. This possibility has been made impossible
through the help of a friend in "high places" and
I have been embraced, in finality, by America and
her beauty. And what beauty. But those I have
left behind, will no one tell them to move on?
Please...
For, as God is my witness and God is my judge,
I shall NEVER return to Nigeria and Nigerians
in spirit or in truth. For I detest Nigerians
more than they can bear, and their wickedness, their
childish nature, has finally been displayed afore
the whole world. A people who use innocent blood
as the root of their wealth, who can neither put in
a just day's work nor pay a just day's pay. A curse
upon the tribes of that nation that continue to
revel in idolatory and paganism, as if it is not
because of their... low religion that their Nation
has finally joined the ranks of the world's failed
states.

But I have hope in Yaradua, a man who more and more
is impressing me with his wielding of the rod of
discipline. Perhaps he will exercise it just one
more time in the direction of the pagans, that I might
return, at least, to my people in Zaria. For I can not
call myself a Christian if I am from Nigeria, for the
extension of the Nigerian Christian is the disgrace
that is the smell of Mokola in the presence of the pure
and clean. That odious stench, of raw sewage, that causes
the Nigerians to hide her shame in lies and wicked doings.
But if they allow Christians in Zaria, then I shall call
myself of Zaria, for there I was born.

But a promise to you, and all future presidents and citizens,
I shall NEVER return to Southern Nigeria no matter what is
done to remedy their current evil. As such, they will be
enslaved, if they continue their evil, by the Muslims of
the North who now offer them a choice, and a novel one at
that, considering the Jihad: True Christianity or...

Politicizing the CIA

Knowing what I know, and concluding that the Obama
administration is using its political will for
singular gain, I wash my hands off this administration
and leave the fate of the first black president
to the whims of destiny. I have, of this morning,
according to Rabbi Mintz, become an accolyte of
Judaism and pending my seven year study, I will convert
to Judaism within the decade. As such, any brotherly
advice I have for a president who believes he is
in Africa and can thus behave like an African would
have to come as a Black Jew, a la Funye. And it is this:
Sir, embrace the greater good, lest the future of your people
become... as your present. Deceptive.
g
ps: It is goodbye through J and E as discussed, and I hope
to not hear about this matter again, lest I rise in anger...
again. In my culture, when a person will "not hear word"
then the word becomes loud until the person can hear it. What,
then, we expect to hear shortly is that America is for Americans.
And as the suffering inflicted upon those people peaks, maybe
those who have inflicted this suffering will figure it out...
that those who have a friend in me have a friend. And the rest
who don't... do not. It is how history proceeded.

"Proceed"
"Thank you. Next on the agenda, State"
"State"

Hartsfield in a Holding Pattern

The Interrogation:

A US Contractor is said to have raped a boy in
an Iraqi jail. It was not covered by the news
media. Why?

To Sarkin Zazau

Re: That African Brief

Sir:
Prince Albert and Lady Beatrix were greatly delighted
at our communion. My, I haven't laughed so long since
I was at the University in Buffalo, where our Jamaican
friend, Dreadlock Dexter, made weekly barbecues where all
the immigrants got together and had fun. But you are,
sir, a King and as with all Kings I expect that you are
busy. Thank you, then, for representing Sultan Abubakar.
It was a great honor.

And so you see, the Dutch were not trying to trick you
with the beer factory. They were, in fact, curious
about our moral ways--the ways of the man of Sokoto.
I expect that after our presentation they are now
impressed by the Islamic Faith as it is practiced in
parts of Northern Nigeria. If only our nemesis,
Dr. Ali Waziri, were to learn something from us. Alas,
he will not forget the days of torture in Egypt, despite
the reaching out of Mubarak Ajayi-Obe. We pray for
peace, in any instance, that Allah might continue to shine
his light upon us.

The daughter of the infidel, Paul Odeh, came to my office
the moment I returned. She wanted a job, or so she said.
Being of good comportment I interviewed her and found her
to be a stellar daughter of Nigeria. And yet, born in America,
the Americans have found this out already. She was granted
recognition for her role as an actress, and she is only six
years old! As such, in honor of Brigadier Danmadanmi, I made
her--without consulting the Elders--the Serattu of Zazau. I'm
sure when you see her smile you and no elder would object. As
for her father and his treachery, Islam insists we grant him
a choice. Since I have moved beyond the elder's reach in naming
his daughter the Serattu of Zazau, maybe you will do me a favor
and instead YOU give him the choice. Our Father, Dan Fodio, would
have wanted it ... this way.
Mwalekum Salaam!

"tinuke is in London"

...and this has been Commander gaga ekeh, of the nigerian armed forces,
victorious, in finality, over the rebels of the Delta.

"Gi am gulder"
"I only drink stout"
"Gi am two stout...

The Examination of Mrs. Bakare: What I know

1. The First Mechanized Division was responsible for "war games" and troop
movements. The "leader" was Sanni Abacha and the "lag" was Brigadier Danmadanmi.

2. The "leader" was called Roger and the "lag" was called "Tinuke"

3. One day a new tribe, the Goma, were discovered. It was considered an insult
to Abacha from a monarch in Gongola.

4. Abacha sought to ascertain as much, but on the day before he sent in his
boys, a squadron went missing.

5. Six days later Gideon Orkar overtook the airways.

6. Abacha blamed Yuri Gagarin and Joana Madaki, two indian prostitutes, for the coup.

7. The locations of roger and tinuke

a. Abeokuta
b. Ni Atete Ko se

In Judgment

Barack Obama
A bad example for American children

General Obasanjo
(pending)

The Urhobo Historical Society
I want no part of a culture where lying is the norm.

Benin Kingdom
I know ye not

Sultan Abubakar
Just and Upright until proven otherwise

King Fahd
Missed

King Abdullah
The reason we miss KF

...and other stories...

Brand Rwanda: The cockroach that swallowed an ant

"Sir, is it true that you used this small knife to capture America for Nigeria?"
"For Ile Ife"
"And I assume this is the same sword that King Adejuigbigbe claims is his?"
"And he wishes its safe return for the services of his sister, Ifelola"
"His sister bears no resemblance to him. This is a ruse"
"So what now?"
"What now? We judge and make restitution in righteousness. No real harm
has been done, but significant damage and unacceptable risk has accrued
before the Ooni. Who shall take account for this?"
"General Olusegun Obasanjo"
"General Sege, please see my economic model and use it. If I do not see changes
soon then I will conclude that it is your pride because of which you will not
use my economic theories. If you wish accountability, ask Patrick Otomi to
assert his correctness in the right way when necessary. Pride, Obasanjo, is
because of which your people are so rich yet so poor. If the silence has not
begun soon, then I will conclude you want thunder. Good night"

Larry Sinclair

"I never heard of this. Mr. Obama is this true?"
"Partially. I did drugs but I didn't have sex with that man"
"I've never heard THAT one."
"Lipstick on a Pig. What are my priorities"
"Have you done anything wrong?"
"In what context?"
"Legally"
"No"
"Can I have some money?"
"Sure"

Team Obama

Good evening. You are a member of the Obama Operational Intelligence Group.

Our first and only briefing comes from the word of "God"

Rev.14
[1] And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.
[2] And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
[3] And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
[4] These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
[5] And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.
[6] And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,
[7] Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
[8] And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.
[9] And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
[10] The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
[11] And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
[12] Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.
[13] And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.
[14] And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle.
[15] And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to him that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe.
[16] And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.
[17] And another angel came out of the temple which is in heaven, he also having a sharp sickle.
[18] And another angel came out from the altar, which had power over fire; and cried with a loud cry to him that had the sharp sickle, saying, Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe.
[19] And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.
[20] And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.


Affirmation 1: (if you cannot attest to this, then you will be transfered)

Since my eyes were open the world of the human spirit and the reflection of
the light in the eyes of the human I have not been defiled by anything related
to a woman.

then...
operational methodologies and counting...

47] Jesus saw Nathanael coming to him, and saith of him, Behold an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!


and finally, security

When the President asks you, respond
"What did the woman SEE"

[6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.


Vici
g ekeh
your boss

Obanomics

"Please state your name for the record, sir"
gaga ekeh
"Ok. What do you do?"
I was sworn in to defend the US against enemies domestic and foreign
"What is your portfolio"
It is not easily defined or described. I'm in charge of
US Securities.
"Can you explain."
Yes, I'm Mr. Obama's go to guy on the economy
"So you take account for a bad economy"
To the extent that Mr. Obama uses my model
"He indicates he will look into it. What is your model?"

Quality of Life is correlated with self interest
Quality of Life is most possibly explained by GDP
GDP is durable goods, non durable goods, services
I use a Classification and Regression Tree

"Can you show it?"

Stated: The US CART (Assuming home sales most probably explain GDP)
The Cube:
1. Index
2. Housing
3. Big Ticket Items (entry point carriage vehicle)
4. Personal Consumption Items)

The CART
House, Job, Salary
Car, Consumer Spending, Family Size
Lawn Mower, pivot, leaf

Larry Summers and I have spoken. He agrees that as a black man I'm smarter
than he is.

How old is he in black years
Same as in white years
So you're smarter than Larry Summers
Even his wife agrees

Chezz Eyes Crossed

Castle

who is Chinanza?

the vice president for corporate affairs of the LLC. She doesn't know
I have a blog.

"Chinanza,"
"sir"
"Charge a Spark to Bank of America"
"How many degrees of freedom do I have?"
"Three"
"Fire"
She fired someone.
x
(she's from Onitsha and was a co honors student in grad school, she in computational
psychology) she created the Cassandra Simplex and has written seminal works on
"honors students and their extracurricular activities"
She is a US Citizen but born in Nigeria

1 gaga ekeh (like dis) Intermission

"What prevents me from being baptized"
"Your sinful ways and your black skin"
"I meant.. apart from that," the Ethiopian King said. He was sad.
And yet, when no one but his wife was looking, he DID get baptized.
"Now I must teach another person" he said.
"I don't think so!" it was his wife.
Again

(from gaga ekeh eze "The Merovingiance")

What is the Urhobo Historical Society

My father, Peter Ekeh, is the Curator, in Delaware, of the UHS.
I'm the real deal, however, State of NY.

Urhobo

sounds like Aruba and Yoruba

R'obo in Yoruba means "spin" as in Yo' Robo! (in ping pong)

In Urhobo Obo-neh means "here (this)"

In Yoruba Ibi-ni means "it is here"

Obo is to Ibi as neh is to ni
Ibi in Yoruba means "here"
Ni in Yoruba is a deictic marker indicating resolution
Obo in Yoruba means vagina/Calabash/Sacrifice of the woman (obo in rin)

In Urhobo "oro" means "where"
Oro?
Obo-neh!