"...then arose a Prince of Zaria..."

Gentlemen of the Nigerian Order:

Today our president has taken ill. In any normal
country our Vice President would, obviously, take
on his duties, but not in our country. Why? Because
the Northern Fathers have ... "concerns" about the
moral premise of Southern Nigeria. I cannot withstand
a chuckle, for though my fathers are of the Southern
preserve, I, too, have... similar concerns. I am,
by tradition, a Christian. I celebrate the principles
behind the teaching of that son of Musa, Jesus the Christ,
and aggregate with his followers... from time to time.
I have begun studying the Holy Quran, but such is a venture
that will last one thousand years. Nonetheless, the journey
of a thousand years has begun with its first year and I am
glad to report that I have a certain aptitude for the manner
and way of the East. God is great.

Hypnosis, trance, psychological bondage. What do these words
mean? They mean that Southern Nigeria remains morally deferent,
by actions of her leaders, to the North. If Southern Nigerian
leaders, for example Araba Abimbola, cannot demonstrate a morality
that is acceptable to the so-called high civilizations, then
we must ask ourselves why. And allow the Hausa to continue
to put us in a trance.

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(I will conclude this after the first uproar in the house...