The Interview

"...we have lift off..."

"How do you feel?"

Well, it's less reassuring than my ability to decrypt the bible,
but I'd pay $4.99 a month for the service I provide.

"So you are not anxious?"

"My anxiety is relative to my code. As proof-of-concept I'm golden
so my anxiety is not about whether I can get it done, but whether
I can get it done on time."

"How much time do you have?"

"A lot. By the time I'm done I'd pay $4.99 a month for the
service I provide."

"And how does that make you feel?"

"Like a pioneer. The use of automated intelligent agents
that speak the natural language of the client is news."

"And where would you like this published?"

"I still have a fondness for Uncle Ted's old spot..."
"CNN it is then. Do you want any fame?"
"Not the minisculest. I cherish my privacy"
"So ordered"
"What does the application currently look like?"
"A dream I had with Roy Disney"
"About Ice Cream I suppose"
"You suppose correctly. A dream about the kind of Ice Cream we BOTH wanted"
"Networking is born"