Corporate Affairs

"It is the Vice President for Corporate Affairs, sir"

"Chinanza Bonanza, please be seated."

"You are looking well"

"And you. Last I heard, we had opened up a new Enterprise
in the Bahamas."

"It was in Ecuador."

"Anywhere outside the Continental U.S. is the Bahamas to me.
What brings you to my office?"

"What are your instructions?"

"Are you ready?"

"I have this entire city wired for sound."
"As I would expect. I have to create a series
of interactive help files contextually deviated
from the center in a classification and regression
scheme that makes me an urban griot"

"Do you want my input?"
"Yes"
"Use NTA"
"Sure."

Even though it is Nigerian he said to no one in particular.
But the USA whispered a giggle...