"This... trade route," the Jupitor hypothesized...
He wanted to know about the Niger.
"Overseas"
I.D.I. IROKO POTAGION
...
"You say you were abducted by... the men in black"
"Yes"
"But you're a Nigerian National"
"Yes"
"But they made you... President of the United States"
"Yes..."
"But at the time..."
The stranger kept saying "yes" and each time nothing
happened. The polygraph registered no change. How
could it be?
"Sir, the US Constitution permits only citizens of
a certain age to be president. You don't qualify"
"Would Jesus qualify?"
"Well... I suppose I'd say if he ran for elections Americans would
somehow elect Jesus"
"Then say hello to 'a president of the united states'"
"Jesus Christ"
"The C-5 senator.. it gives a warm vibration"
"Good to see you..
"same..
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