the legend of gaga ekeh: of myth and mammals

Rabbi Mintz:

How many years has it been? I sometimes walk through
those hallowed halls and wonder what it will next
produce, the universe. Maybe another poet. I do demand
that there cannot ever be enough of us, and if that
precious citadel shall only produce poets henceforth
I shall neither be the worse for it. I demand.

Rabbi, my religion, Catholic Christianity, has one
flaw. It does not demand of its adherents total
honesty, but through a series of mysteries maintains
logical continuum so that I agree, entirely, with
Pope Benedict in his homilies. It seems he is, indeed,
my father in heaven demonstrated here on earth. Very
clever.

For example, I do not believe any human being can
be born of a virgin, unless the concept of virginity
CIRCUMSCRIBES the mystery of the Christ. In which
case, it becomes OBVIOUS, Rabbi, that SINCE Christ
is the Son of God, he too was born of an immaculate
conception, the sort the scientists call "the big bang."
Some... first cause produced the Christ, and we say
this first cause was God himself, thus Christ
was begotten of God. Now how can anyone say this is
true, that Christ is begotten of God?

Thankfully we have modern historical science and
whatever credibility remains attached to it since
the rise of two Rabbis, one from Israel the other
from an ancient Kingdom of Judah known, in the main,
as "the Kingdom of Oyo."

In it, modern historical science, the attitude is
taken that the Jews were carried into captivity
several hundred years before Julius Caesar
unified the Calendar and gave us again accurate
reference. The desolation of Israel by Rome
in and around 69 AD, after Pompey's capture
in 63, was INDEED the fulfillment of the "bad
part" of the prophesies of Jeremiah and maybe
Daniel. Whoever it was, using the science of
generations and recursive history, it is clear
that the history of morality as told by power
and documented in our holy scrolls alludes
to a turning point when the aggregate lessons
of history are either learned from or repeated.
If repeated, then humanity comes to an inglorious
end. If learned from, then a continuum exists by
which humanity can reattain Eden. In the best
case scenario in this second option, the Rabbinic
High Council in the State of Israel TODAY
insists of themselves, in the quietest spaces
appreciable to them, the Jesus WAS the fulfillment
of the prophesies as he said, that the miracles
are irrelevant and are the formulation of the myth
that surround the man who taught the narration of
the Book of the Revelation, Rabbi, of the Christ.

For, one day, Rabbi Mintz, as I tell this story
for the LAST TIME, having already been spoken for
by the Nigerian God of Thunder, Shango, I was
walking home from the grocery store with food
for my sheep and me when a rainbow, sir, a rainbow
opened up and touched down before me... just
a few paces from my apartment. I went into it
and stayed there for a couple of minutes, then left.
Was there gold at the end of the rainbow?

This is the point, Rabbi. This is the point. For
eons mankind has rumored of gold at the end of
a rainbow, and now we have, and with human witnesses,
a person who has actually been at the end of the
rainbow. Is it not comparable, what God told
me at the end of that rainbow, what God told
Moses on the mountain? And yet in Nigeria today
you will find so-called brothers of the Tribe of
Simeon using Satan himself to interpret the holy
words of God. And eye for an eye, Rabbi. An eye
for an eye. If justice exists, Rabbi, then it
MUST be true that Genesis is to be read figuratively
at least. To this end, the Catholic interpretation
of the first verse goes:

in principio creavit zeus et caelum teram

This is an affirmation that when God created the "heaven" and the
"earth" what he created was the material world and the immaterial
world. I personally don't believe in magical miracles since I'm
exempted by my rainbow experience. I believe, instead, that
whoever wrote the Revelation did so with such clarity that
in the spirit world he opened blind eyes and healed lepers
and in the world of power gave sinners their soul back so that
in the synoptic gospels he is said to have been a great magician.
What I don't understand, Rabbi, is why the Pope continues to
excuse this charlatanry, why he does not, once and for all,
tell the principal truth as revealed in Revelation. Why he
does not finally put the rituals, liturgy and religion in
its proper context. But, again, even the bible says this
will happen. So I am obedient and patient.

Myths form, Rabbi Mintz, when men transcend humanity. Jesus
did so and his myth continues to mesmerize the inattentive
so that one can see that, in fact, without the teachings of
Christ one is BOUND to fall into the trap of what we can see
exists without miracles, Satan. The only way out, sir, is truth.
Here, Judaism has Christianity beat, for today Christianity
remains a lie, a ridiculous sham, Rabbi, that studies a religion
that they do not understand. The true Christian, Rabbi,
such as myself (please don't stone me ;-) studies the Torah and
then INTERPRETs using the Revelation of the Christ. Where ambiguity
needs resolution then the following books, in order, provide resolution
as though the Christian Hadith (and this becomes obvious from study):
Malachi
Matthew
Genesis 5
Mark
Genesis 1
Luke
John
Romans 6
1 Corinthians 15
....
If after this there is still doubt, then the rest of the Christian
bible will be ordered.