Status Update

Since the detention of here unnamed bank executive
in Nigeria, pressure has been put upon this author
to... "be with" the family of those who are said to
have committed wrongdoings. And yet, if you read this
blog regularly, you might wonder if these wrongdoings
were not, in fact, pointed out by this author! It is
the paradox of corruption where even the innocent can
be tainted by blood.

But I reject any association with these people whom
I contend are the reason Nigeria is a polluted sewer.
To the death. I had earlier informed His Excellency
that it would be wiser were they to be kept from me,
but apparently his power no reach. So, now, the distance
between me and Nigeria is as the distance between the sun
and Pluto. And it gets worse, unless H.E. intervenes.
For I have NO PROBLEM whatsoever, condemning Nigeria
in spirit to Hell. Which is to say, though I have left
Nigeria as a sovereign, if these people continue to attempt
to coerce me to corruption and His Excellency's name continues
to be besmirched--as is the implication--then I will assume
His Excellency is as well corrupt. I am, thus, asking Oga
to act now, or lose this forever. What you have lost as a nation
is already quite telling of why Nigeria is where it is today.
But if you cannot keep a clean man from the tentacles of corruption,
then it must be that ALL Nigerians are corrupt. A curse, then,
upon the tribes of that nation... for they are like sodom and gomorrah
in the days of Lot.

As for the Ekeh family, it's official. There will now be no
reconciliation between myself and them. I consider them to be
proxies of a corrupt elite who refuse to do the works of a God
they so openly call--as though because people can see them pretending
to worship it will get them into the heavenly kingdom. Alas, I am
a guardian of the pen, and despite threats to my body, I wield this
pen with authority. No ... pretender... no anti-christ shall go
unnoticed in this story. So that when people ask why the distance
is so far between me and this corrupt family, I can tell the story
in its glory: that no man.. or corrupt woman... may believe that
it is EVER OK, for the sake of culture, to allow corruption flourish.
It is a sad day for the Urhobo. I reccommend that if this lady is
found guilty, she be placed in appropriate custody for the relevant
duration. Nothing else, Your Excellency, will teach these... fools
... what it TRULY means to be royal. I await your response, for we
have only but ONE more rounds of talks before I say, to you sir,
goodbye in finality as I have to all others. As loved as this
author is, the fate of your people then hangs in the balance, for
the question asks itself... why is he so loved... and why does he
not love you? I will NEVER, sir, love your people. And that's final.