Monday, August 24, 2009

Obanomics

"Please state your name for the record, sir"
gaga ekeh
"Ok. What do you do?"
I was sworn in to defend the US against enemies domestic and foreign
"What is your portfolio"
It is not easily defined or described. I'm in charge of
US Securities.
"Can you explain."
Yes, I'm Mr. Obama's go to guy on the economy
"So you take account for a bad economy"
To the extent that Mr. Obama uses my model
"He indicates he will look into it. What is your model?"

Quality of Life is correlated with self interest
Quality of Life is most possibly explained by GDP
GDP is durable goods, non durable goods, services
I use a Classification and Regression Tree

"Can you show it?"

Stated: The US CART (Assuming home sales most probably explain GDP)
The Cube:
1. Index
2. Housing
3. Big Ticket Items (entry point carriage vehicle)
4. Personal Consumption Items)

The CART
House, Job, Salary
Car, Consumer Spending, Family Size
Lawn Mower, pivot, leaf

Larry Summers and I have spoken. He agrees that as a black man I'm smarter
than he is.

How old is he in black years
Same as in white years
So you're smarter than Larry Summers
Even his wife agrees

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