Saturday, January 31, 2009

I Don't Believe this Change

I am a prophet. The people are the beast.
I am concerned that Mr. Obama, our president, is incapable of making good on
his promise to bring about change. American politics is derided within for its cluster advocacy and corruption and Mr. Obama's non-careful approach to power seems, to me, the product of immaturity. Political immaturity. Or maybe he believes DC is Chicago. It is not. I am quite shocked that he did not get ONE republican vote in the house for this his so-called stimulus, a socialist-minded rant that does not recognize that what the economy is is value, not government jobs. I predict this to be the worst administration ever, unless Mr. Obama... comes to grips with the reality of modern America. We iz not socialist. We are free enterprise and the government ought not be a major employer, but a facillitator. Neither, in fact, ought we tamper with free enterprise with socialist minded protectionist interventions, something I am shocked that Mr. Obama does not recognize. Is he...
silly? Or just... young?

Monday, January 26, 2009

The Crucifixion of the 3rd Deepak Chopra

People who do not understand the lesson of the Bible are apparent, but humility, love (for Mr. Chopra) and compassion for humanity allows me, only this once, to do my job publicly (I'm a secret chaplain).

First, we have a tradition on earth of not reinventing the wheel, thus if the bible contains a truth, we ought to keep it relevant. It does.

The bible, Brother Chopra, speaks to what we have come to learn as a civilization about the nature of our species--a beast not too far removed from the rest of the animal kingdom. Need you be aware, I have fans in the animal kingdom what ask for my autograph regulary--squirrels, hawks, sparrows, turtles, dogs, etc. These animals are a representation of the natural system of the earthen spirit. But this is not quite "secular spirituality" Brother Chopra. I explain. A study of the beast and its image--take a dog for example--demonstrates that we are, in fact, disembodied entities give license by radiation from the sun, reacting with earthen material to give us a sense of presence and displacement within the auspices of the planet. The spirit within us has access to twin geneses. The first is the spirit of Satan, the inate selfishness of man driven by access to sugar, often manifest when other human accountability is lacking. This is to say, because of sugar, man will do what is necessary for personal satisfaction without a single thought about others. The other genesis is the spirit of God, often touted as the seven spirits of God throughout the earth: These aggregate into selflessness, so that in satisfying our wants and needs we account for others. These two spirits determine human history and have done so since ancient egypt, when Osiris, the first Jesus, was mutilated horribly before being ressurrected. It was then, as now, just another adult coming to realize what I, because of my value, have: Man is wicked.

So, Chopra, the Bible insists that this sugar problem makes it statistically impossible for mankind to progress, since mankind is not trained or taught by nature, by current nature, to appreciate that selflessness is the key to fulfilling individual wants. If we act selflessly, the rewards promote human endeavour, while selfish behavior does nothing but regresses us to the animal kingdom. This need, for training to realize selflessness--that which makes us human--is called the necessity of salvation. Salvation, then, being "the way" of selflessness as a reflection of God, Dominus Solus, the "I" who ultimately feels every pain and every joy, the "I" residing, for now, on the earth. So the bible is a compendium based on these two principles, selflessness as a reflection of God, and selfishness as the work of Satan. With these core concepts, you can't go wrong in interpreting or speaking about the bible, whatever faith you posess. It is what I saw wrong in your analysis, for the bible is not about Christianity--it is in fact a secular generational history written by generations of the Secret Service, inspired by the popular story of history, but hidden by scribes and well wishers knowing, as Alexandria shows, that man is wicked enough to destroy evidence of his wickedness.
Mr. Chopra, one must take a stand based upon the bible, to be selfless and not selfish, and that's all we ask. In doing so, however, one will find the bible to be a fascinating compendium of ageless wisdom on the nature of man and how he falls into these categories.
The story of the Christ is a narrative, a synoptic tale, then that is the fruit of man's learning about man's own natural philosophy on energy expenditure, and the Revelation of the Christ, then, is current proof that we know the nature of man, and soon thereafter could predict his future and the eternal narrative sourced from the mystery of selfishness that is granted the beast and its image, and the light of selflessness that we feel, in our emotional sense, when God is with us. Emanoel.
So, Chopra, I'm not a fan of new-ageism and ultimate interpretations of the bible that do not render unto the scribes their due. Biblical philosophy is precise and stunning, the more you study it, and there is litle appetite for the secular once one has come to know the God of the bible. The Jehovah's witnesses call him Jehovah. In my culture, he is a God and King, Olodumare.

Monday, January 19, 2009

And now my prediction

Jesse Jackson is quoted to have suggested, before the elections were won, that we had lost the war in Iraq. I imagine that Mr. Jackson remains as influential, if not more, these days. I humbly have a question for the Minister.

"Please go ahead...

'..transmission...

"Brother Jackson, this is Gaga Ekeh, King of Kings, Lord of Lords and Prince of Princes from the Womb of Nok-Ti. What is your strategy for preventing a catastrophic loss of life as predicted by Oral Roberts, Pat Robertson and 1 Socrates DC 2000, given the... realities in the Kingdom of the Having?"
xxx (again, your word is your currency)

The Christ Theory

The Pope is the Father of Rational Science. Verify this, then trust. Sir.

The fundamental imbalance in the spirit of the human is a direct function of aggregated need, largely but not solely, though primordially, due to the imperfection known as greed. Greed is defined, by me, as the inability, however it came to be on the day of judgment, to empathize with those, too, in need. Triage, sir, is why physicians are known as healers. For, as you know, healers heal the earth, not rule nor rape her.

When we ALL have, then man's nature is perfect. It is this simple. This man, is known as Adam, but how does Adam instill a culture of God--the knowledge through individual feeling of the pain of all in pain and the knowledge through individual feeling of the joy of all those with joy--in a natural born being bred to sugar, honey and the swine's wine, milk. We feed them roots, suggests 1 Laila Afrika, a most unusual remedy, for I rather delight in a sweet or two in my day. Chocolates are bad for the teeth, but can't bee too bad for the soul? Or can they?

I wonder about these things, why what father would deprive his child of... cotton candy. But there are boundaries. And these boundaries are the natural boundaries enculcated by good rearing. The rest is up to rational science, superseded in times of war by Empirical Master, such as 1 Gaga Ekeh, a Monarch of the Order of Zaria, within the localized auspices of the Kingdom of Israel.

"Where is your Kingdom."
"Again... I am the King of the Kingdom of Israel."
"Are you responsible for Gaza?"
100%
The other mand had said, you see, "I am the King of Israel."
Paradice.

Pelosi's Prosecution

Pelosi Open to Prosecution of Bush Administration Officials

Sister Nancy:
I have accused our President/Elect, of working for Al Kaeda. Will you at least
give weight to the now sizeable cache of testimony, if you want to continue to ignore what I say is obvious to the intelligent. This is to say, this same law that compels you to not remember bipartisan consensus, does it also compell you to ignore the truth?.. lest America fall... madam, lest america meet her doom.
x

Friday, January 16, 2009

So, What Next for Black Eagle?

To be unambiguous, I am recusing myself from the Obama Administration (except in cases of terror related intelligence) because I feel he is a corrupt politician who represents a bunch of legislators who don't understand that we are at war. My record, seventeen years and counting, is unblemished. You strike at us, you pay the price. But with Obama, I am predicting, due to the psychotic haze he and his friends want to live in, the imminence of an attempt to disrupt the government and governing of the US. However, I am not presumptious and since the democrats have ignored my choiciest testimony, then I will not be responsible for the blood of even 1 American. If and when it does occur, I will be available on all to channels to mitigate the pain and get us back on the path to recovery.
But there's loads of stuff for me to do, not the least of which is "dancing with butterflies Part deux." I have only been public 3 years now out of necessity and duty, and so I return, with pride, to the cave, having helped keep America safe all these years, and having helped the Kingdom of Israel in righteousness judge and make war. The rest of the story is in the final books of the Revelation of Gaga Ekeh.
"From time to time" I'm sure I'll peek in to see the disaster I'm predicting for Obama's government, given their inability to face the truth. With so many Americans imprisoned by Nigeria, tortured psycholigically worse than physically, ruined and destroyed in race and spirit, I am disappointed that the politicians still have time for their bonuses. Maybe Americans do not protect their citizens, after all, since they will ignored the weightiest evidence, just to get to a power they now cannot control.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The World's Foolishest People

Two thousand years ago a man named Yeshu introduced electricity to his people so that they could generate industry and pay their taxes, under occupation. For jealousy, as like with his ancestor Benjamin, his elders ignored him and put forward their own scheme. Within years their natioin was horribly reduced to a wondering mass of vagrants in one of the most violent pogroms of the Roman Maritime era. Electricity!

Two thousand years later, a young Nigerian kid demonstrated to US government officials, "Chaos Theory" and Nuclear science, true story, at a cost of a few hundred dollars. The force blew away a fence, but no human damage. There was collateral damage all across town I hear, but I do not claim responsibility for THAT. Only the fence. And yet, just as two thousand years ago, the Satanic Jews (Nigerians) insulted and ignored the scientist, with one year to go before their hallowed jubilee, a nation where the government has to spend billions on generators for electricity, insulted Africa's ONLY certified Western Nuclear Scientist who IMMEDIATELY defected to the West (http://gagaekeh.livejournal.com). I now believe, sojourner, in the curse of Ham, for it is one thing to, for ego, reject electricity. But to reject nuclear power... in a continent made of dark matter...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Our New Electric World

The Automakers, both American and Foreign, have unveiled an incipiently clever array of vehicles, hybrids mostly, to whet the American appettite for cheap or no petrol. Given Russia's recalcitrance with Orange Ukraine, I see no reason why our new electric world should wait one minute longer. Does it now make sense to our Western European allies to embrace a fuelless world? It does to me! I expect to see the revolution begin, as always, in Hermania.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Violence: The Work of Zara Nelsova

I find it intriguing what the violin says. When it begins to speak one hears a tentative wail, an endless frustrating strangle, a meaningless... practice. And then one day one hears the smooth, seamless melody of a.. well, a well played tune. Perhaps Etudiante El Nehro, or even Vigilius Africanon. Then one goes to look at the prodigy. Instead of a sword, machette, or even stick, she wields a staff, a musical staff, and with it she dances with God, the Grand Architect, who smiles with whimsy as his delight descends, with precision, note after note, vibrating that left hand, like a tarantula in motion, each precise violence, in the province of a fretless guitar. And so, dancing with a tarantula, she makes music, for God... Europe is lovely...

Stimulating Politics

Since the proposal of Sanjay Gupta did not stimulate the American politic as it would, and even the gay priest doing the liberal prayer is not charting, perhaps Mr. President-Elect might, humbly, and as oga, listen now to Black Eagle, a treasured National Security Aide who has served this country during three presidential transitions, and protected the Pentagon in Ibadan, as documented by DIA.

Sir, the government is not an employer. It is a resource who, in its highest form, governs the agreement between any two or three people because of which industry thrives in our free, clean and neat society. So, Hussein, what is the US economy? It is graded, but look around you and you'll see, sir, that there's a LOT of work to do. For example, take the Flagship City of Buffalo. It is one of the worst blighted cities in the nation, so that I can now purchase a nice lovely house for 25 thousand dollars. Personally, for reasons of logistics and connectivity, I need abou ten of these houses, around the city, for my business. I attended, ex officio, the UB Business School after my GMAT, where we learned that business is about scoping the need and then wants of the society, and bringing value to the solution. This is to say, if you take an honest look around, sir, there is work to do. This means that there are jobs. So I get tired of hearing people say there are no jobs. There are lots of jobs, doing things people want, and doing them efficiently. Those who have money now will pay first and create liquidity for those who have money later. We all benefit from the work done that must be done. It is why I am a bit concerned with what I have thus far heard about this stimulus package. Is this the change we can believe in? We have seven days, hussein, to get out the vote, oh community organizer. If you need my help, in the community where I am, you gots it. But you ought to move quicker than you are now doing. What we do, sir, is calibrate the need, BEFORE we determine where the government is to aid the economy. Instead, I hear of projects that hark back to the days of wasteful spending and prime pork, when instead we should be looking forward, just as you have with the electric grid, a positive indicator for my likes. Line Item Veto may in fact be necessary, seeing as during the last emergency, you folks on the hill could not pass a law without it necessarilly containing pork. How disgraceful, and learning from that mistake not, you push on with even more nonsense. Mr. Obama, heed my words, one day the people will rise if you senators and congressmen continue to take us for granted. There is work to do sir, and these are the jobs. Not what you want, but what we, the American people need. Thank u..

Monday, January 12, 2009

Friday, January 9, 2009

Resolving the Trinity By Force of Truth

Assuming the apparent to be all that exists, the the sum total of volitional force in the universe is the Power of God, leaving space for one rock, we might call her Satan, to be the devil. This is trivial physics, if Power is force. If Power, however, is Relevance, then Jesus was as powerful as God was, and so was NOT to be worshipped. Scoping the argument for the theologians: Under Roman Law, the Jewish leaders of the time did not understand the Mosaic laws of taxation resulting in the Roman punishment for the same crime. It is proof that they were not knowing of their own law, and so one of their good sons was crucified, also, in the flesh. Why, then, worship him? The one what would have been made the King if the Jews knew the punishment for a tax revolt led by a wise son? No, we don't worship the Nazarene. We keep his story alive. We tell of the foolish amongst God's chosen who knew not the Book of Leviticus and thus had their own sage tortured by Pagan Law. It is ... obvious. What is less so remains to be seen.

Surgeon General Sanjay Gupta

Harry:
The post of Surgeon General, though of late controversial, is a serious one. We have had SG's of recent who have reflected advances in the American politic, sometimes too advanced for the more conservative amongst us. But the supposed choice of Sanjay Gupta causes me to wonder if, knowing that he is well qualified as a surgeon who can even do battle field brain surgery, there are no other candidates more suited to the task. Dr. Gupta is our favorite correspondent, but I have grave reservations about him being able to transform into the role of the Chief Medical Administrator, a very serious undertaking that perhaps ought to go to someone less... distracted. This is the sort of thinking that caused me to accuse, unjustly, Mr. Obama of High Treason during the campaign, and is just the sort of thinking--given the CNN FC--that will cause others to agree that Mr. Obama is not American in certain ways. Perhaps the Democrats, whose shame grows hourly in compound, ought to take a SERIOUS look at their candidate, lest this nation devolve... further.