Clarise Frication

1. Yes, I gave Kathy 2 Million dollars held in trust for scholarship of any of her family members so long as ATrillion is solvent. Is this too generous?

2. At this rate we might have a noon meeting on Friday. So far our brilliant researchers have compiled the following "Suite" of tools.
a: Dictionary of Business Association Objects
b: Domain-specific Transaction Gridviews with adjunct utility
c: Natural Language Dialog Controls based on .NET Forms
d: Natural Language User Console bounded by client's bookmarks.

It seems that in nine weeks I'll be spinning off, as I imagined, one company per
week for four weeks... and make more people rich...

to them who do not believe (thinking this blog to be a fiction of my imaginatement)...
:-)... well... I have access to funny money... so I often give it away when it can
be.. cashed...
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Promotions

"Kathy" in San Mateo, CA, to VP Sales and Marketing, for the ingenious (some say
disingenuous, I can often not tell the difference) idea of using a client's own bookmarks to bound a dialog, so instead of a desktop, the console uses the user's internet preferences to decide what, if, the user requires...
(and she also gets... let's see... I'm feeling magnimous today, ... 2 million
dollars... in paper... kinda like Sister Jay... we now know it IS worth 2 million)...
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SSS

History is often arbitrary. The assasination of a Duke, of Sarajevo, ignited a war. And so, too, did the incarceration of my former neighbor, Mrs Asuni.
The Asuni's had a dog, Tanto, that once bit my brother and made him into a missing in action american son of nigerian soil.
in atlanta i was contacted by members of "Rue Andah" who wanted to know my opinion on many things--not Tanto--but the Pentagon, the Tree of Life, the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil and how Mrs Thompson was able to represent Her Imperial Majesty for so many years without being raped. We had a good old time and Mrs Kujore was crowned Pharaoh in the presence of American witnesses. I informed the US government that Nigeria, being the vindictive idiotic nation it is, would either arrest Mrs Kujore, Asuni or even exhume the dead body of Mrs Fagbulu who now lives on her own planet, according to my supernatural powers. I urge Nigeria to act before six pm today before i take it to the next step and invoke Al Kaeda...
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The Deal

This is the second noon meeting in a row that I have had to fire several people.
The core of the company is now ordered as its engine of productivity. No more
noon meetings for nine weeks. At the end of those...

A series of asp.net controls that parse html forms and translate them into
dialogs

(or something "opensourcish" in the same realm...

Mr. Nebu Al Maliki

Sir:
Since you do not know your history, and you presume to lead the descendants of
Nebu-Kah (Lord of Sky) D'Neasha, then allow me to be blunt. American lives are no more or no less precious than Iraqi lives. Thus far, a million Iraqis are dead, equalling the Rwandan genocide. A pull out of US troops by 09, by whatever name or phase, will result in three million iraqi's dead by 2011. Three Rwandas. Yes, you can blame my boss, Bush, all you want, but he'll either be in Crawford Texas, eating Catfish and hot sauce (I add ketchup when no one is looking--a no no in tx.) or writing his memoirs with his fancy new pen (it's gold, sir.. from the greek gods, if you can believe that they would bestow such an honor to someone from a public schoo).
It is not a funny thought, that the arab world is about to descend into chaos by opening up "the gates of hell". But you predicted it.
I urge you, demonstrate leadership NOW, and convince me, amongst others, why my neighbor whom teaches me many things, ought to risk his well being defending even one more ungrateful iraqi? After all... we... liberated... YOU... sir...
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Iraq Reversal

I now believe the US should pull our troops out of Iraq "as soon as materially feasible." They are not slaves, to put their lives on the line for ingrates and infidels. Let Iraqi's protect themselves.
Clearly, there will be more than an upsurge in violence. It will crumble into, as my uncle Khadaffi loves to predict, "the gates of hell." But we remain isolated, geographically, in North America. We can expect the entire middle east to descend into hell... shortly... fuck al maliki...

Dr. Rosemary Lefkowitz

Dr. Lefkowitz is a distinguished scholar of Egyptian Antiquities and most cherished gadfly of the afro centric movment. She is visiting us today from her ivory towers somewhere in Maryland(?) and does not dispute that there are egyptian glyphs which not only bear an uncanny ressemblance to space ships, but which, many people now suspect, are some sort of... craft... she is not often in a good mood.. .but stop by during lunch and say hi...
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memo

i. the immediate priority is a transaction object, once the semantic meta parse
is returned. it is constructued with a dynamic list of all words, in the order they appear, that belong to the transaction set.

ii. prototype 1 will be done by Wednesday (if i was working alone it'd be done by 4pm today... but that's ok)... seven controls and the transaction object...
the methodology we use at ATrillion is called "definition" as you know... so, please, for all those bored with life, take the demo I have on the intranet, if you can access it securely, and toy, mocking fate and destiny, with... "semantic definition"... i'll give you some clues, for its' more fun when you discover it on your own...

here we go...

the first semantic parse reveals the set relationships for a functional transaction...
this is the first view, and it really is the first normal form.. but it isn't really
so wht would make me happy enough to promote another person to top assoc. status with a bonus and maybe even dinner at the ranch (with guns and scotch and loud white cowboys who cause fear in all mortals)... would be someone taking the SetView, before transaction processing, and creating components to do primary regression analysis... for this is where we point out illogicities to our clients (kindly)... then ask them for money for more... scotch... have fun
(your ceo is attending a government function today... read a bout it in the 'bloids)... (I'm in the ufo one next week.. the headline is probably a bout "the world's biggest baby"... seeing some old friends from Uss-2 (Majestic) ... and in those days I was the world's biggest baby... :-)...
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egyptology.com

searching for a "regular" lexicon of hieroglpyhs online... anyone?
(we might spin off the IC r&d or just donate it to MIT)...
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However it came to be...

... that we had a noon meeting yesterday does not mean all is well. But I am optimistic. First, business2business...

Complex Data Grid Views are functional (using Best Linear Unbiased Estimators to adjudicate attribute normality... messing with Oracle now... forwhateverreason)...

Semantic Parser functional, meaning the natural language dialog engine is prototyped by this evening, guaranteed...

Keep it simple.. simon (as Sunil might have said.. "simon" that is)... Um... the prototype accepts simple statements like "John Loves Mary"... but this level of complexity is capped at 1 trill us for many reasons...

liquidity will no longer be an issue ... shortly... neither will the internet's penchant for irrational exuberance... my shit works and works well... and the cost structure is more than fair...

I fired several people yesterday... they will not be reinstated... though given a generous severance and references from muah! personally ...

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Executive Order

Had a very long chat with the King of Kings of America last night. I was sad that my analysis portended "...grave dangers for democracy..." The question I anticipated from the boss, concerning if there was any way I could reverse my decision this week--as well as the implications--came from not the boss. So it came sooner than I expected. But it was just as well. I didn't realize today was a soulstice. 3 Months after the Kingdom of Israel's rebirth... I'm not certain it would have changed much if I knew. Since it was the same exact scenario on 6/21, when the demise of the 2 Israels was certain... then G-Roc came thru.... So, today being the 1st year anniversary of the Kingdom, I am obliged, as the King of Israel, to try my best to see that it is more sustainable than a three month psychotic binge... so, if I get the correct answers I am looking for... from any of my three top associates, then I will contact USS-1 and oga tomorrow... and see what I can do...
as for Iraq, the lack of patience that is America has doomed Americans to a life of ... uncertainty... it is quite simply amazing that Americans cannot project into the future, cannot see that things will get worse with a "precipitious pullout"... If Either Obama or Hillary win, and we pull out of Iraq... forgerrit... because Yasser Arafat was a good friend of mine, I had given notice that if Rudy G won, I'd have to quit... Can't serve in good conscience... now, however, any republican is a better bet than these mad liberals who think that we remain isolated... when the USA is FLOODED with Abd al-qadr... what fucking ... morons...

Epilogue

I now believe the war on terror unwinnable. I also believe that even if it could
once have been won, wondering what we could have done right on the day we did not
do it right is irrelevant.

My last prediction? Al Kaeda is organizing a force to create an enclave in Iraq
that can be diplomatically linked to Gaza... then ww3 begins in earnest...

That my god daughter, the baddest girl on earth, will probably soon have to
adjust to a new reality--safety in a free world from individual acts of terrorism
inspired by the burgeoning caliphate led by the patient--is ... well tragic...
but this is the way things have gone.. aint'a nay sayer and would love to be
proved wrong on this one..

alas, it seems that some lessons are only learned twice... but then, this sort
of lesson is to be only learned once...

The End

Well, I'm not working this week. The obvious implications are that this is the
first week I'm not working at this level. I'm not an economist, per se, but many
will predict a "dire" recession. This is less important than WHY I am not working.
A Fortune 500 Company, name with held, wasted two weeks of our lives, hoping to
be able to not believe what I had told them, FIRST. It is called "the Bluff." In American history, it is known as "the Blunder." I am not here to predict the decline of American civilization. I am, here, prophesying, the demise of the name "America" over time. Guaranteed...
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the fed

Scale

For someone making ten thousand dollars a month there are a myriad of options, none better than the money market. Fundamentally, the money market manages the selling of debt. On any given day, ten thousand dollars can be worth anything from ten thousand dollars plus federal reserve interest to a million dollars in the unregulated money market. The federal reserve, thus, serves as a counter-balancing financial interest, to protect the investments of individuals, not because the government is obliged to, but because the federal government created the federal reserve to ensure that fairness (justice) is simulated in financial dealings. So, if the federal reserve changes interest rates, it is akin to a debtor flooding the market with cheap debt on a given day. It has ramifications for the unregulated market as well as the regulated market. Whenever the market demands a rate appraisal it is more often than not because of unnormalized data within the federal bureaucracy that has not offered up its transactional view of horizontals and verticals, the only model which should serve to protect small businesses from anti trust debt issues.

In essence, if I had ten thousand dollars, in a free market capitalist democracy I can announce the debt and take bids on its purchase, free form. Wall St. Money Market only provides me with the “hippest” resources to take advantage of the instant information democracy also provides. Azania Money Market ™ is born.

deployed

alright, w're off... for me thequestion was " can we have as many tables
in a database as we can have columns?" my immediate response was obviously
yes, since both answers have to be yes... was the answer to my own nest question...
is wonderful stuff...

epilogue

the day i knew i was leaving atlanta i actually cried. i hate to see people lose, especially not atlanta. now i'm back in nyc.
the question, after last night's episode with obl, was two fold.
1. what's up with all these mexican gang members in al kaeda?
2. did nigeria and black folks lose me?

as for nigeria and black folks, I can answer that. it is hard for me to believe nigeria did not lose me. we were in shock after last night discoveries to see just how far things had gone in this yoruba religion of justice. i personally don't see how nigeria cannot have lost me. personally. as for black folks, they have 2 more chances, 1 because of alicia, and 1 because of henri mohamed. henri's own days in the sunlight of my love are numbered. so please expect, presently, an african american... declension.. then we are stable.

final words

when i was about seven years old several wise elders in my culture felt that i had undergone a traumatic experience and that they should teach me, in our ancient ways, the wisdom of patience "...and all that shit." What they did not, could not know, is that i knew how to play the piano. they were just in my way... as between me and the piano...

why?

is supposed to be the question i'm supposed to ask. whether my story was happy or sad i was to ask why. "olodumare, but why dis. and olodumare but why dat"... what did I do? I shrugged.. I promise you...

"Why?"

I dunno... I was bored with that game... I promise you...

How I feel today... even... not manic not depressed... kind of like life without wine...

my concerns

it often takes an event such as occurred tonight for people to appreciate how serious this situation concerning me is... that there is evidence to even the most skeptical, now, that something was disrupted today, something intended to demonstrate the obvious, then the links that we have today, the partial and then the full story, are the broader picture in a relevant context.

mr olusanya claimed that i didn't know how to drum. he said it condescendingly, either because i was middle class or because i was not yoruba. well, it was clearly not racism, but the yoruba gods disagreed, as they felt like that evening... it was palm wine, you see... and=, i shit you not, they proved that it was racism...

why? i tellyou... i have lived on billion lives... that's why... if you know what i remember now... you might be ... shocked...

my interpretation

it's not really an interpretation. i am sure that by now we are crystal clear.

the funny part. osama thinks that i have what it takes to be a star in america.
the not so funny part, he believes that americans do not know the power of negative
energy in their words and so even if they listen to me they are more disposed to
a pessimistic fatalistic approach to everything, for example, the quagmire in
anbar. but, again, he thinks i can be an american star, which will mean people
will listen to me as much as jolie, then maybe they will be more victorious...
as they should be... he dyed his beard... and the only ones rejoicing in the streets
are the us secret service...

if he learned

yes, "if he learned"...

nyc

there was a lady in ny when i was there first. she was an excellent song writer and
had excellent product but was not a major name. i wondered why. abdul played drums
for her. he said some things that african surveillance caught and he was censured by
unknown african powers. he was made to play with ileana mongo santa maria and then
they suddenly used military science to make all but him pro. he was perhaps
troubled but it was what happened next that surprised me. apparently in ny to keep
people from remembering humiliation there are methods.,.. similar to what he would
have learned the consequence of misuse are with mongo santa maria...

yes...

...the

what black eagle found

i wouldn't say i'm ambivalent. i got to hang out with lady lover kool j
when i tell people that i interviewed osama bin laden over the course of six
weeks through an interpreter a member of a sleeper cell, as is often the case in
such matters as these, they either laugh or "...go away".
my interpretation of osama's responses foretells eternal war. micro war if you will.
at stress level zero. the sound of that explosion is what causes mental illness.
i will sound it only once more... then we prove that Pharaoh is a Real Weapon of
Warfare, carnal or otherwise... (canon)

Mr. Aiyelagbe of the 21st Ibadan Company was disappointed, he claimed, by my rebellion. Some might say he urged me on. Captain Vincent adjudicated and rewarded me, but by now the question was whether I was too old to remember Yoruba... I suspect the answer is given where Yoruba began. If this is not the truth, then all things else matter little... on this glorious evening, my friends...
peace...

poppy cock

for me many of these matters are fundamentally easy. i say, burn the entire crop this season and give the farmers it street value in cash... today... that money will be used to buy sandals, pepper fruit, olive oil, bread and agbadas... and the poppy crop will be used to not peddle influence in the dirty underworld of arms and drugs... and terrorist, who are relying most extensively on this season's crop, to finance their wilting dreams of world dominion... very easy...

etc

and so furth (please)... ;=)_

Nights Out Broadway!!!

I arrived on Broadway with nothing but the shirt on my back and a limousine.
"Broadway," I said impatiently to the Prince, "Broadway New York"
"Where on Broadway" the Prince said, not impatiently... but not not...
"Wherever the lights are bright" I said "where the neon seems like... like the future of tomorrow"
"Times Square is played player" he said
"Where are you from Dubai?"
"Phh!"
"What's that supposed to mean... Ryadh can't be compared to Dubai"
"Have you ever been there?"
"Neither, but your King, he did a Hajj to a mall in Buffalo"
"This he did not!"
"It is the rumor... in any case, though your kingdom is beautiful it is too conservative"
"We are good people"
"We are good people too"
"But you are decadent"
"I will not lie to you, that we are"
"Therefore we are better"
"I fail to see the correlation"
"As do I, but if I do not sound in this way my cousin will kill me and not you"
"you honor me"
"Be seated"

baghdad

the chances of me returning to atlantis, under the concurrent circumstances is zero.
ny is not a bad gig. the invitation on broad way stands eternal. yet i am humble and this is a hard commodity in a place like manhattan. watch how we do it. in silence... and solitude... your boss, the general, he says i should use all our resources at once... now... then calibrate the risk as functional of what we have already endured...
if it is that the renegade fractions in atlanta, who tie homosexuality to everything else, require.. clarity... then my silence shall serve as an enduring reminder... that to lose the love of love... is to lose love itself... i cannot distance myself from negative energies without distancing myself from the sorts who create them...yea I will journey on... for i believe it exists, did i not sit in her lap in those days yore? ny ny big city of dreams... yes everything in ny, is not always what it seems...
i digress...
(act 2)

my opinion?

first I should say "hi" to those members of my team, new it is true, who now no longer
need to go through the intro. Skip the flash and view the truth...
Well, he's from the same Atlanta Cell... but the Indian professors here in Buffalo
were eager, from the very beginning (the day i returned) to distance themselves
from him. He had broken their own code of men. I am upset... yes... either because
he was too stupid to remain the invisible constant... or because I was not stern
enough to allow his grandmother speak to him in sanskrit... but I am calmer now..
the young boy is not just any other suleiman... he represents the aspirations
of all non-americans... he and his parents have asked for political asylum...
I told them I'd see what I could do... since my case is officially pending till
I take my public oath...

:-)

I'm glad politicians can still find the sport in it..

Sir...

House Member, Sir... Your Honor (in real life) is at stake. You claim that the
surge has not worked. In your defense I will contend that you do not understand
what you are yourself saying. It is par for the course in american judiciary signals
and systems. Proof that the surge DID work when it was applied? The night clubs
in "Anbar Province" are all the rage for homosexual senators... the Dubai, if you
will, of Iraq's recent gliteratti... moved by the winds of more powerful men and
womens... in cosmic time...

to be quite frank

I am a scholar of soccer... but this is not like the Grammy's, my team mates ridiculed me... until I showed them, and myself, that I could surprisingly still exercise my talent in sports... turns out that I'm a sharp shooter from beyond the arc... armed with that confidence, I returned to my team and told them that I'm sure I COULD coach a soccer team since I can coach basketball at the olympic level...
though it doesn't necessarily follow...
anyhoo... Quintessential soccer: France V Croatia, WC Semis, France V Brazil WC Finals. Is how the modern game is played. France got it... and they demonstrated that they can show it at will. Germany's "work horse" method is no longer fashionable. I think South Korea demonstrated that Germany's days are numbered... Italy? Well... they play a version that is almost pristine... but so long as they don't understand what Brazil does in the upper third...
So, why does Amnesia strike teams? You can take Nigeria. Their first two under 16 teams were technically sound. Led to the Olympic Gold with Kanu and Okocha. But since then, nothing can be said of Nigeria's style of play. It has, again, like in the old days, been ridiculed by foreigners, one who once coached the team who claimed that watching Nigerian soccer he almost broke his neck for following that "kick and run". It is not insulting, for it is the way Nigerians play... and to see how much they glorify "to obtain" a person... and not know how to do it in sports... shows why black men can run fast... and think slow...
Sampson had the US team just where they were needed. I was personally informed by one Mr. Patrick, on the US Olympic coaching staff, that the difference between the US and Brazil is "speed". Watching the game yesterday, I knew exactly what he meant. Speed of thought, speed of awareness, speed of action and, for good measure, McEnroe's "double vision" but in soccer it's "triple". Hearing Coach Bradley speak I can't help but think he knows, at this time, NOTHING, about how to coach a winning soccer team. For those who bow down.... who dont' know that we probably are the best soccer team of all times... get it...
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If

...Sampson was still coaching the US Soccer team, in the next game against brasilia that is, I doubt they could score even ONE goal... I know exactly what I'm saying.. and the US would probably win 2-0... who doesn't believe.. Brazil showed their ONLY vulnerability yesterday... on the top right... but even then, their counter attack is deadly... so one is not sure what kind of vulnerability it is... however, from the 60th minute to the seventy fifth minute, Brazil is powerless against the US.. almost by Nature... I am very... dissatisfied, however, with the attitude of the younger players from the US.. who don't seem to appreciate that the Pope is an avid Brazil fan and wishes to see miracles if at all possible ... from them and-/or their adversaries... the one in the Vatican o (not me)...

The Vatican (grail)

The US defeat at the hands of Brazil's soccer team was monumentally important. For one thing, only the US now has tape of Pele-era soccer being played. I suspected, from the moment I caught the game, that Brazil was gifting America. But until I saw a replay of that 9-touch goal it didn't occur to me that even without Pele... they still gat it... and now the US has the tape... I'd be very upset if the US didn't take advantage of that gold mine... all four consecutive losses before yesterdays was worth it... I know what I'm saying... Brazil NEVER shows its hand until the WC Semis. So maybe Pele read my myspace message! :-)

Al Maliki

Americans want Iraqis to stand and fight for their country. I consider myself kindred to them. If they want, I can volunteer to chase out Al Kaeda. In fact, I volunteer my guerrilla army... why should our brothers in the Holy Land (Tikrit) pay the Americans for survival. We shall prevail, Insha Allah! (does he remind you of someone?)

Senator McCain

Now, the Senator says the surge "is working" and he should know. He's an old hand. But politics being what it is, I suddenly heard in my office, no sooner had the Senator left, the noise of other people who claimed to have an opinion on military matters... I think the reason we have a civilian head of DoD is so that I don't have to listen to such rubbishes...

Truth (47)

Your people, our people, are in a state of deepening crisis. It is not that
the solution was not arrived at at 2pm... I suspect the sheer simplicity took
most by surprise.

In 1994 I was taking a physics class. It was advanced. I had solved a couple of
problems from the back of the chapters for the first time since form three so I
was enjoying physics. As destiny would have it, another black fella was taking the
class with me. He was a Prince Hall Mason. We spent many evenings discussing
physics and I think we were both very excited each time we understood something. I
certainly made no pretenses to being smarter than he was.

Final Exam, I do well. I go to the physics office and get my paipr. I do very
well. Summer is about to begin. Then I see it. And so do millions of others who
must today still wonder. The Zero. I looked closer and who got a zero was.. HIM.
Odo. Zero out of one hundred. In physics this is impossible. What made it more
suspicious is that I know that he didn't even go in to get his paper. He dropped
out, and when I saw him last, he was back in the SUNY system elsewhere, finishing
up. It is simply not possible to get a zero. What do I think and what do I know?

i. There was an incident of cheating that was attributed to the black system or "way". I myself was indignant that if the perpetrators were caught they deserved
the price to be paid for such stupidity. I didn't realize people cheated here too.
The grad students knew about it.

ii. Electrical Engineering was hiding major discoveries in the field of space
administration, quite literarilly. I suspect that after Dr. D's passing it became
apparent to all wizards that, however it came to be, i was tasked with... demonstrating the glorious ideas of the afro centric tesla society.

iii. I was the underground head of the student union at one university. one day
a friend of ours took a plane into the skies and made a coup de tat. because we did not move fast enough, we all went underground to avoid abacha's wrath... martin luther...

etc

correct

we have 2 right answers from two senior associates...

(imagine being up this late and chatting with the ceo)...

but you are absolutely correct... if the data is not normalized in both
worlds, then you pay a penalty either by loss of information whenever that
data is in scope... or having to pay taxes from the other world where it's
not normalized when you hve it in your own normalized scope... either way...
it's a problem...

bulletin

the 2nd Chief assistant to the first lieutenant was earlier this evening scandalized when she was seen by the ceo singing at a karaoke bar to a japanese version of rick james's "Super fleak"... she did this, she said, because she had snitched and told her husband, a techie, about normal forms... he, at the same time, called me to clarify..
so here it is, for techies...
the primary key is the dominant type... a foreign key contains a pointer to data
that can only be accessed by first accessing the primary key column... it is its
only relation to this column, pointer arithmetic... so imagine a pk, then a fk that
points to another set of sets, which has a member that points to another set of sets,
each level of recursion increases complexity exponentially in terms of decryption
of the initial "mean" which contains information content information (set of sets)...
you can think of the second normal form as being the second universe of discourse
or "dimension" of data analysis... the reason we try to stop at the three is because
there is no fourth dimension... is my contribution to history (if you must know...
a young child asked)... where does the talk of it come from? mostly string theory
and conspiracies of american ... readers...

the bonus (share with techies upon your own agreement)

...
First Normal Form is a spreadsheet of which nothing can be said except "it seems
logical".

Second Normal Form is a relationship between two tables reifying the logical grouping
of table attributes, as they are called these days...

Third Normal Form takes into account that this meta relationship between two tables
is only consequently justified given certain constraints... these constraints lead
to the sixth normal form, which is, quite frankly, a dynamic model of space (GIS)...
the only difference is that we now use infinitesimally small windows between
frames since we have width...

the pill

was ordered by the ambassador for foreign affairs in ibadan... they quickly determined that I was a center of activity and energy and required me to use my talents with focus... the yoruba tradition was to reverse things, so i used to smile all the time... then they gave me a single bitter panadol... but the nurse was a native, by law, and so she saw the desperate stare in my eyes and had pity on me and gave me a bigger bucket of poisoned water... the panadol went down smoothly, and so did my fever... I saw dr. adeloye many years later... I was smiling... "It is good that you are happy" she said... also smiling...

the originals

indian doctors who lived in nigeria... i entertained them with
a phenomenon they termed "the Gaga Placebo...".... until one day
Dr. Adeloye said, very sadly, "give him a bitter pill"... then
I stopped causing storms... but those people... that they are still
alive... caused great... tremors at 1... earlier today...

igotim

I got "him" in my team... "as alayways" (for mankind kind kind)
even though it was ... the mopst important thing in all of american history
... I still hve other things... in my head...
but I'm relieve I md ethe right choice... to staye...

esplanate

I feel like that boy from Sound of Music who became a nazi... this notwithstanding, I am simply not in a mood to tolerate bipartisanship tonight... so, please arrest these bad people away from me... lest uss1 get involved... but this would be unprecedented (in US history) too...

my opinion

well, for those who don't know that Al Kaeda lost, no matter what happens, today's
"Victory" will come as a surprise... UBL is "out of step" with popular taliban... news... :-) he'll catch up by tomorrow morring... I garantee...

air "Pi"

Clearing my desk, looking forward to an evening with Lance Diamond and all,
came across the VERY LAST batch of reports from tech. They have done such an
outstanding job, and I am very stingy with my praise of white people... so I have
decided to reconsider my decision to fire all absentees from today's noonie...
they are reinstated, with a small raise (for emotional turmoil)... pending, of course,
our new CEO resigns her post and returns to being the 2nd-Chief-Assistant to the
First Lieutenant. I think it's a fair deal, seeing as she hardly even plays a musical instrument. But back to air pi's tech, since you want to see that a CEO can truly
reward, we give you "the meaning of PI"
Take the first quadrant clock wise. To get to 90degrees, or a certain location in a cyclic space, you can either walk round or walk down then make a left. Walking
down then making a left is easier, but longer. Walking in a circular fashion,
requires more energy to dismiss the eternal insistence of what is discrete, but
quicker. This balance, between the energy spent that is a known constant and the
monies lost walking the easier route, which is the stochastic, is known on Wall ST
as the Pi Ratio. Divide it amongst yourselves... you earned it...
Two thumbs up... (really)...
CMMi-5
CEU

The Memo

Re: How to Read Alitalia Common Stock

For associates and up, the time constant is in hours. 8 for junior associates,
24 for wannabees. The initial alitalia transaction within the trade cycle on
wall st. represents an option signaled by alitalia veritas et al. The final transaction either represents commitment or roll back. Value is predicated...
upon these things...

New CEO

Recommendations from today's board meeting.

i. all absentees were fired with generous severance packages and a personal
memento from the boss.

ii. introduction of the boss's new secretary.

iii. introduction of the Chief Assistant to the First Lieutenant

iv. Controversy over hiring decisions.

v. Firing of New Ceo (an african american mortal woman)

vi. Further controversy about hiring practices.

vii. appeal.

viii. cnn snitches...
ix. rehiring of new ceo
x... retirement of previous ceo
ix.... snacks and entertainment

OOPS!

There WILL be a "noon meeting" today, the 17th. i.e. "my bad" I am NOT on vacation this week either... but we only have resources to last us till noon... so today's noon meeting will be at noon...
on the agenda:

1. transaction processing with dot net was done by Philips in 1997/98. I worked for microsoft in 99, doing SAPI which was a convoluted version of, well, Philips Speech Mania... which is what asp .net is today.. speech mania for web content... we wish
to reconcile these ideas since I was never aware that Europe had not abandoned us completely...

2. Exelon common stock...

3. the "alitalia" experience...

4. em... well... that should do for a holiday week...

Clarifying the Ambiguity

The United States has relied on a production cost structure that is sub prime.
Heavy handed regulation of goods and services sourced in america but developed
offline has been, till today, stymied by good intentions of good white men in golf
clubs in New Jersey and Atlanta exactly. Again, I am no longer in the mood for
such non-psychosis... I beg you leave to grant me the Powers to deal with China decisively... if you must know, my IQ test with the Feds involved a "hypothetical" situation involving China and Taiwan... it resulted in um... "fall management"
since there is no option but for China to bow down... we will help them back into
the global community as "well behaved" partners in a free world (call it what you want, NWO anyting!)... We're just not willing to forsake the sanctity of individual freedom, no matter who is taking it for granted... if you wish, I could call up a friend or two and have them speak, in a more American (expedient) fashion to the matter of why China should not suddenly cause a global financial tremor that affects us all for two decades... speak now or forever hold your peace.. I'm in power for forty more minutes, but online for only ten...
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my last official act

I grant Taiwan "Most Favored Nation" trading status... and, functionally, revoke that of China... there...
(iz joke...)

Most Favored Nation

I believe the US had better get serious about reinforcing democratic gains in the world, or the cold war can still be lost... belie dat... China is no longer favored as a trading partner because they torture our people with unregulated shit... and our corporate chieftains are too... beholden to ... olden beliefs... to correct our dependence on China... further adhering us to Saudi Arabia...
I am simply not in a mood to tolerate chinese antics... I hope we understand...

congress?

"Only congress shall make war?" Oh, don't worry... they will make war eventually...

War Against the Chinese

apparently, I'm "acting leader" today. So, I declare war against china... I also reverse two statutes preventing Jon from encoding credit/voucher information necessary to optimize the US economy, despite the stupidity of his supervisors and the worthlessness of American medical science...
ae.

My Views On:

Abortion: I see no way to get around 2 things. First, the fetus is alive. Second, it is a woman's decision to either keep or unkeep the darn thing. If we had a strong social welfare organization, then I'd have been against abortion so long as, in all cases, the government could be counted on to appreciate the implications of child birth. But in a country where close to forty percent go without health insurance each year... you can forget that. I'm for abortion and against any reconsideration of Roe V. Wade (until the Republicans get their social welfare paradigm straight).

Gun Control: Forget the 2nd amendment... I'm a free man. I need no amendment to legally protect mineself and mine family from morons who stray into my yard.

Taxes: We need the money to kill al kaeda. You can keep the rest.

Homosexuality: This will never change. I think it is abnormal, but I know believe it is fostered upon humans at a young age. But for the grace of god I believe I'd be gay today, considering my childhood experiences. And, I've recently seen two young gay kids made gay by their overbearing mother, and father with homosexually weak tendencies--as far as raising his kids goes...

Death Penalty: I think it ought to be abolished except for in rare cases. Justice is often not attainable, though it can be simulated. The US has abandoned rehabilitation in lieu of punishment, which does nothing both for the victim and perpetrator. I'm not so strong on rehabilitation, since it is not proven, but it is better than punishment.

Campaign Finance: It is a shame that US government is "determined" by money. A big shame. When I heard that Clinton and Gore got campaign donations from foreign governments I quite literally changed to a Republican, and I'm now very comfortable in a conservative role. It is not that Republicans are less shameless, in the pursuit of individual ends, but their self-righteousness often forces them to adhere to noble standards of politicking, lest they get caught in hypocrisy. In a true democracy, anyone ought to have a shot at the presidency... and I mean ANYONE.

Gay Marriage: I have given this complex argument already but few seem to understand how to word it. It is perfectly acceptable to be even hostile to unproven institutions that threaten social continuity. I am against gay marriage... at this time, but am always willing to listen to arguments for it, at any time.

Gays in the Military: Understand and honor a soldier who says that under the current ways and means of the corp, open homosexuality threatens... military perfection. Just get it... Don't ask don't tell? Well, I'd be a foolish one to turn down offers to fight for my flag... so certainly, I'm for gays in the military... after a mature dialog and a, like it or not, a designation on roles (considering the psychological implications and all).

In God we Trust and One Nation under God: I had spoken to the King Atheist in Atlanta and though few would deny evidence of God during that dialog, another atheist was soon to rise and deny God. There is nothing I can do. I agree with the atheists. It is unconstitutional to force God to protect fools.

...et caelum terra