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History is often arbitrary. The assasination of a Duke, of Sarajevo, ignited a war. And so, too, did the incarceration of my former neighbor, Mrs Asuni.
The Asuni's had a dog, Tanto, that once bit my brother and made him into a missing in action american son of nigerian soil.
in atlanta i was contacted by members of "Rue Andah" who wanted to know my opinion on many things--not Tanto--but the Pentagon, the Tree of Life, the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil and how Mrs Thompson was able to represent Her Imperial Majesty for so many years without being raped. We had a good old time and Mrs Kujore was crowned Pharaoh in the presence of American witnesses. I informed the US government that Nigeria, being the vindictive idiotic nation it is, would either arrest Mrs Kujore, Asuni or even exhume the dead body of Mrs Fagbulu who now lives on her own planet, according to my supernatural powers. I urge Nigeria to act before six pm today before i take it to the next step and invoke Al Kaeda...
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