Monday, September 10, 2007

Nights Out Broadway!!!

I arrived on Broadway with nothing but the shirt on my back and a limousine.
"Broadway," I said impatiently to the Prince, "Broadway New York"
"Where on Broadway" the Prince said, not impatiently... but not not...
"Wherever the lights are bright" I said "where the neon seems like... like the future of tomorrow"
"Times Square is played player" he said
"Where are you from Dubai?"
"Phh!"
"What's that supposed to mean... Ryadh can't be compared to Dubai"
"Have you ever been there?"
"Neither, but your King, he did a Hajj to a mall in Buffalo"
"This he did not!"
"It is the rumor... in any case, though your kingdom is beautiful it is too conservative"
"We are good people"
"We are good people too"
"But you are decadent"
"I will not lie to you, that we are"
"Therefore we are better"
"I fail to see the correlation"
"As do I, but if I do not sound in this way my cousin will kill me and not you"
"you honor me"
"Be seated"

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