New CEO

Recommendations from today's board meeting.

i. all absentees were fired with generous severance packages and a personal
memento from the boss.

ii. introduction of the boss's new secretary.

iii. introduction of the Chief Assistant to the First Lieutenant

iv. Controversy over hiring decisions.

v. Firing of New Ceo (an african american mortal woman)

vi. Further controversy about hiring practices.

vii. appeal.

viii. cnn snitches...
ix. rehiring of new ceo
x... retirement of previous ceo
ix.... snacks and entertainment