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First Normal Form is a spreadsheet of which nothing can be said except "it seems
logical".

Second Normal Form is a relationship between two tables reifying the logical grouping
of table attributes, as they are called these days...

Third Normal Form takes into account that this meta relationship between two tables
is only consequently justified given certain constraints... these constraints lead
to the sixth normal form, which is, quite frankly, a dynamic model of space (GIS)...
the only difference is that we now use infinitesimally small windows between
frames since we have width...