air "Pi"

Clearing my desk, looking forward to an evening with Lance Diamond and all,
came across the VERY LAST batch of reports from tech. They have done such an
outstanding job, and I am very stingy with my praise of white people... so I have
decided to reconsider my decision to fire all absentees from today's noonie...
they are reinstated, with a small raise (for emotional turmoil)... pending, of course,
our new CEO resigns her post and returns to being the 2nd-Chief-Assistant to the
First Lieutenant. I think it's a fair deal, seeing as she hardly even plays a musical instrument. But back to air pi's tech, since you want to see that a CEO can truly
reward, we give you "the meaning of PI"
Take the first quadrant clock wise. To get to 90degrees, or a certain location in a cyclic space, you can either walk round or walk down then make a left. Walking
down then making a left is easier, but longer. Walking in a circular fashion,
requires more energy to dismiss the eternal insistence of what is discrete, but
quicker. This balance, between the energy spent that is a known constant and the
monies lost walking the easier route, which is the stochastic, is known on Wall ST
as the Pi Ratio. Divide it amongst yourselves... you earned it...
Two thumbs up... (really)...
CMMi-5
CEU