Lots of strange things in the news today. First is the second policeman to be killed on presidential duty (PBUH). Second is the Senator who pled guilty to "playing footsie" in the bathroom, as absurd a tale as I have ever heard...
It began in 1999, just before I was assigned to DC. A man in an elevator took the risk. He could "suck a dick" he told me, wondering, ostensibly if such services were my... privy...
My boy from the Airforce, Corporal Ced, he a bit... homophobic... so he begins yakking to all the black afros how nigga want to suck my dick... within hours DOD is, literarilly, at my door.. asking ME to keep the racket down...
Ced apologized later at his wedding, asked me to play a tune...; officiate.. what have you.. a thing of beauty, his lady, Porsche... also a vet in some way...
But the... link in the building... he was a Jewish boy and mistook racism for homophobia... so when I dissed him at the Olympics, his parents apologized..
"No sweat," Hamas said, "Corporal Shalit is worth more [in the bargain] than a homosexual Kafir"... a homosexual Kafir they called him... I laughed then probably died...
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