What's in a name?

Jesus. Susej. Al-Jeebra. Jeebra-Al. Are these mere coincidences, or can psychotics actually massage historical truths from these random, yet important, pieces of information. For example, just how many christians know that Jesus is Sausage in a specific type of code, as the NSA can attest to? The problem is that the set of codes this belongs to is one in which the codes are created from simple linear transformations, the foundation of all NSAs in history. And just how would
christians feel, deep in their hearts, when they see that Jesus backwards is sausage. With the shadow of Alan Poe and the dark history of Miedeval England, one can be sure that Christians will be haunted with foreboding, a trumpet heralding the sort of revelation they would rather not hear, for they have been dishonest in their hearts out of the irrational fear of a loving father that they still dare to call "God." And how about Jibril? How long have we been asking just where did this winged being or being of fire emanate from? I'm not saying meta al-jeebra, which is a good candidate, knowing that Islam's primary role is to dominate the minds of the less intelligent amongst men. But it is not hard to see how, within the smoke of al-jeebra, as it rises from the pipe, one might imagine a living entity bounded by natural laws.