Solon "St." John and the Army of Godd.

"Admiral..."
"Please be seated."
"Thank you."
"Sir, please state your name for the Record..."
"I am Solon St. John, Caretaker of the Dominion of the Urth and the Principality of
Judah. I come bearing light from the Lord of Hosts. Thus sayeth the Lord,
in anticipation of the lack of courage that is sure to befall the American
Man of honor in reverence regarding Olodumare's descent upon the habitation of the
lowerplane, a Natural War is certain to be initiated against individuals disposed
to countermand the pleas for intellectual symmetry from one so noble. It is in
this regard that we call attention of all witnesses to the following facts."

i. All men are created equal

ii. To secure these rights...

iii. ...just powers...

iv. ...consent...

"It is a simple matter of misunderstanding, General. Minority rights are taken
into account in a democracy, but if the majority decides to pass a Law then
the Law is passed."
"I am for now unfamiliar with the Democratic Process. Shall I proceed?"
"In the interest of peace, we urge clairvoyance."
"The realities on the ground will be taken into account, I'm a pragmatist."
"Yankees Fan?"
"Knicks... more Bills..."
"Hmmm..."
"Well, See you..."