Sexy Joe and the "F.O.T." Fleet

"I am feeling sexy, commander..."
"What was that number one?"
"There is a breach."
"Roger that."
Pause.
"Black Eagle come in."
"Do we have sanction."
"In the name of the Holy Ghost."
"I thus blaspheme..."

"..."

"Airliner one, please identify yourself, over..."
"This is Sexy Joe, Freedom of Thought Fleet, we now make a legal bequest and
pronouncement upon the democracy of free citizens of the United States..."
"Sir..."
"Airliner one, this is Major Vitto Gianni, do you copy?"
"...and the future of mankind... furthermore..."
"Futhermore?"
"I think it's a nice touch..."
"The Supreme Court will have a fit..."
"It is expedient..."
"I hope so... can't stand that old witch's ranting..."
"Did you send her a birthday gift..."
"I sent a coffin..."
"Did you really?"
"Yes..."
"You're a strange man..."
"..."