Thursday, March 1, 2007

Christian Decisions

It was a simple enough task. The Arch-Angel had to make a determination on whether the young lad was a threat to civilization. If he was, the boy would be killed. Now, to be clear, the President of the United States, however it came to be, was by now certain that this young lad was not to grow up a free man... not in these United States, whatever contradiction it presented now. The welfare of civilized man depended on it. But Arch-Angel Ganja was never known to be pragmatic about the affairs of children. Those who knew knew that the moment he and Marianne Hitler had gotten some fluids in them, the talk was on how to spirit the young lad to Argentina where the nation of Luxemburg was hidden. There he would rule with an iron hand until he was an adult, old enough to appreciate the extent of his wealth and the need to be expedient, subsequently, about his morality.

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