The Beautiful Jihad

It was on this day, in the year 2006, in the era of Solon who was also called St.
John the Incarnate, that the New World Order was recognized as a corporate entity
beholden to adjudication by arbitration and the necessity for war. The Planet Earth
was now a Colony.
"Jenn..."
"Hon, my show is about to come on. If we get into a deep discussion I'll miss the
opening."
"This won't take long, I promise..."
"How long?"
"A few seconds..."
"Alright, what is it?"
"Remember how I told you that it is the second wisest man who rules in a Middle
Dynasty?"
"Yes, former President of Nigeria."
"How old are you now, my ex-wife."
"We remain two years older than you, in the race to our eighties."
"I shall live to be a hundred and twenty six years old thanks to the government and
its diet."
"To think that there is actually a conspiracy."
"I'm bored."
...
"Let's order pizza..."
"Or see a baseball game..."
"I hate baseball with a passion..."
"Me too..."
"You have tickets?"
"Bleachers..."
"This is so exciting..."
"I'll roll one up for the drive there..."
"I love America..."
"..."