Arch-Angel Jibril

"Hi. Please... do seat down."
"I have every intention of doing so, Your Eminence..."
"Why do you call me this thing?"
"It is Remote Viewing Protocol, Sir. I am using a human form in Arabia to commune with you, so I must appease his ego for whoring himself in the name of the All..."
"...ah... So... what brings you to these parts?"
"This is humor?"
"We find it is a fundamental source of information. Take for example the story
of Abraham."
"I saw no humor in it."
"I know... no one seeems to. And yet, the angels won't cease laughing. It is a mystery to even I."
"Arch-Angel Gabriel..."
"Yes?"
"When did you become a genius?"
"I remember, distinctly, knowing at the age of nine that most people were inferior in intellect. My father was some sort of diplomat in that life."
"And how many lives did you live before you became a Principality?"
"We measure Principalities in years. Two thousand years is a first-order Principality, which I became in the Army when Abraham was cutting his teeth as a young salesman."
"And you rose rapidly through the ranks till Jesus?"
"More luck than destiny, I assure you."
"Does God know you feel this way?"
"I am not talking to him this evening. I cheated in a game of Chess."
"You did?"
"No. But I have to say I did."
"This is blasphemy."
"..."