911

The Northern Alliance was poised to take Kabul in a final push before the sheep season. This was not the plan of Allah who, on a night such as this, informed
his prophet that the Ottomon ressurgence could not withstand the symbolic loss
of the land from which the Jihad was launched. And yet, even Allah's prophet knew
that having not succeeded in disrupting the U.S. Economy "very significantly short
term" come the turn of the millenium clock, the only plan B was an all out
jugular attack. But what if it failed? What if Flight 93 was unable to make
it to DC? The prophet gulped, then muttered, "Allahu Akbar." But he knew that
the God of America was, also, great. "I go with Allah" the prophet said, then
sent an assasin to kill the Yoruba Prince Mashood, the Lion. History was now
set to spiral into motion. The Yoruba Kings of Gogobiri would once again rule
the dark and majestic portions of the mind. Led, of course, by the favored son,
the Ottoman Bin Ladin.