Summary of the Bible for Me

Relativity. When two people of vastly different IQs occupy the same space in time, time actually physically differentiates. Take for instance, the now well-worn story at the Academy of the day Albert Einstein was lazing in the sun when, from nowhere, appeared a slothful dirty fellow with a knife singing the incipient version of "ah go kill a man." As you and I know, after the thousandth cry of "encore! encore!" by Einstein, he sauntered, lazily, to Hungary for lunch with the lady he was having an affair with, then merilly launched into an oral reappraisal of his latest paper on relativity, and the fellow with the knife had not moved one inch. It is the only way to encapsulate the IQ of a man such as Daniel and compare it with the deceit of Pat Robertson.