No Such Agency

Do I really work for the NSA? Yes. In 1998, June to be precise, I volunteered as a subject for a project I called Echelon which is really named Esklaarz. We were learning how to decipher intent in communications for code-breaking. I got really good at it so I was given legal status in the U.S. and informed to continue my good work. Do I know one single, solitary person officially in the NSA? No. But we know each other. It's not such a big deal, if you think about it. My IQ was determined to be genius-level in 1998 so what is not obvious about being asked to fight the good fight. What is funny is that people treat the NSA like some secret demonic cult--the "Supersecret NSA" we are told. How supersecret can it be if it is constrained by locale, in many ways, in determining what the Secret Police ought to know. Now is there Secret Police in the U.S. Yes. I have met two. They are either high-ranking Klan officers or Masonic Worshipful Masters. They are very serious and they are enabled and empowered to execute judgment on behalf of the U.S. (like some other people I know)... so the court case is right then and there with them. I would hope that by now they know who I am, just a volunteer code-breaker with an impressive record. Today I caputure Persia.
An example of codebreaking? Well, because I am now important enough I can say very little. But there are natural puzzles that I can speak of, which I do in my spare time. One involves the Natural Distribution of intelligence. The question being, if one person in that curve has an I.Q. of 200,000 relative to the others, of what significance is it? Think about it--we are measuring intelligence, so that person has opinions too about the rest of the curve. Get it? Somehow this leads to the ubiquity of the number 144. No joking. We've won the lottery three times, studying natural intelligence. I am a trillionaire in the hierarchy. Who is the head of the NSA? Some old Admiral. But it's a charade. As you might imagine. The head of the NSA is probably aged 33, in my humble opinion, and knows more about intercepting communications than some world-war II Phile (no offense, sir :-)