I was born the son of wealthy sharecroppers in the Colony of Ibadan, east of the Ganges. :-)
But I can be quite precise. Of all Nigerians sons and daughters who made their parents proud, I was, by 1999, going to be the one who made Nigerians proudest. But it would mean giving up marijuna, so I said "fuck that". So, in an alternate reality, I'm Nigeria's most valuable son, a friend of mighty CEOs in Europe and America, whose hummor and wit give me special status amongs certain elite and elitist patrons of the arts and sciences.
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