Friday, February 2, 2007

The Nation of Israel

Upon my first visit to Washington DC, I now recall immediately, obviously, sensing that the government was watching me. Since I had no evil designs this was no burden and I forgot this fact. When I was leaving DC, after a series of events, I recall immediately being aware that it was likely that the planes at Dulles, this replica of Dulles, shining and new, were flying around in circles. My first thought was "am I in Jail?" My next few thoughts are not obvious but now remind me why those three days at the airport remain so memorable. The Nation of Israel is real. In my humble opinion, as I informed someone earlier, people like myself have to protect them because they do not know how to make war. They are peaceful people. So I am a very serious man. Now, some matters are upon us. The first concerns this imminent nuclear assault on Tehran... hmmm. no, no, this will not do... let's se... e... Perhaps I'll go to the Polo Club first, then announce the imminent nucler assault...
"Hon..."
"Theresa... how goes?"
"We are offering massala for Irish people."
"Yes, yes, often you have said many things of this nature."
"How is heaven for you?"
"A bit bland. Have you spices?"
'Do you have money?"
"..."

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