How was I recruited?

I used to work for a company at the forefront of technology. One day, my computer began to have a life of its own, clearly being manipulated by one authorized to hack into any computer he or she so desires. I fought the computer, but to no avail. Typing a name, the name would change to the number "1" which became my symbol in the agency. The mouse would move, and the ghost in the computer would come alive. Twas fun, recruitment day. I knew, of course, that I was now being monitored by authority. I knew not which authority but guessed it to be the N.S.A. You must understand I had the profile of a dissident and maybe even a "freedom fighter." They were just saying "hi" and "we see you." Well, we got into dialog after that. Things I always wanted to know. Eugenics. Aliens. The Mona Lisa. AIDS. When they had answered all my questions--many of which they still withold from U.S. Nationals--they had questions of their own, about the universe, they asked me to see if I could answer. I am glad to say that I've answered most of those questions in ways that have surprised all of us involved. So, you see, it was more about the government seeing a young lad full of promise, but emotional enough to be moved into dissidence and those things that go with that. Mine was a success story and I've been a friend of the USG ever since.