Am I a Spy?

Before I answer that one, I'll tell a brief story. I was at the 5-spot in Brooklyn recently when an underground journalist and I rendezvoused. He wanted to be sure I was the one so he began asking me questions. Quite loudly I responded, "Oh! I'm a spy for the Nigerian government! Where can I get marijuana." He became quite sure instantly. Am I a spy? What is the dream of any 25 year old Nigerian bachelor into high tech and highly regarded for his opinions by his peers and professors? To be recruited by the C.I.A. or N.S.A. and given access to an exciting life of hi tech toys and dangerous Russians. Well it's not been that way since my 25th. I more or less volunteered as a codebreaker in that year. The only reason why the question of my spyhood is relevant is because I've been a very successful codebreaker over eight years. So, I'm not technically a spy. I'm technically a codebreaker.